What'd I Say?

I know that when I'm talking, you're not listening. You're too busy thinking of the next thing you want to say to me.

Let The Sun Shine In

We are limitless beings. Whatever limits you feel, cast them aside. They are of your own making.

Feed The World

Visualize world peas.

This is the End

*** SPOILER ALERT *** EVERYONE DIES IN THE END.

Summertime, Summertime, Sum-Sum-Summertime

When asked why it had been so hot in the northeast these past few months, the normally reserved Chocolate Yoda stated emphatically, "Because it's f**king summer, you a**hole!"

What Goes Up, Must Come Down

Have you ever tried to pick yourself up by your bootstraps? I think it's literally impossible.

That Smell

I'm sure I laughed when I first farted into my diaper as an infant. I'm sure I'll laugh the next time I fart into my diaper as a geriatric.