The Choice Is Yours

If they hate us for our freedom, why do they bomb each other? If we hate them for their fanaticism, why do we send people there to die?

The Truth

Anger, like wine, loosens the tongue. It may be true that you didn't mean to say it, but you certainly meant what you said.

Crazy On You

Crazy is a relative term. All of my relatives are crazy. (Rim shot!)

Freaks Come Out At Night

Broadcast television has become the bastion of the lowest common denominator. I despise it and avoid it like the plague.

Can You Feel It?

If you can't be with the one you love, think about becoming a better person.