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The next time you're feeling an undeniable urge towards murder/suicide, take my advice and start with yourself. If you still feel like killing someone when you're done, have at it.

Some People Call Me The Space Cowboy

There's nothing like a 20 minute drum solo to remind you that you once did enough drugs to think that a 20 minute drum solo was a good idea.

Retro Racist

You know what's funny? A dude that hurls a racial epithet at you 30 years ago in high school when he thought you weren’t around to hear it, then finds you on Facebook and requests a connection while referring to you as "old friend". I know I'm a 900 year old chocolate Jedi master, but even I have my limits. Good times.

Take The World In A Love Embrace

It used to be "Born To Be Wild". Now, it's "What Kind of Herbal Tea Do You Have?" Rock on.