Confusion

if ur reading this and dont c anything wrong your functionally illiterate.

Holes In The Floor Of Heaven

Recently, I heard someone say that someone else had been shot and that he was full of holes. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Yakety Yak

I don't judge you because you speak Klingon. I judge you because you thought it was a good idea to tell me that.

Under My Thumb

The thumb is never referred to as a finger. Index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky finger, thumb. Suddenly, when people are counting, they say "10 fingers, 10 toes." Seems a bit unfair.

Hungry Like The Wolf

The world is an aphid and I am a ladybug. That sounded more menacing in my head.