You Spin Me Round

I'm not sure what's worse, doing a thing and getting caught, or not doing a thing and being accused of it.

Shower The People

Some folks don't know the house is on fire until it burns to the ground. Be good to the people you love before they decide to go away forever.

Show And Tell

It is true that you can know a man by his deeds. It is also true that we rarely know all the deeds of a man.

Could It Be Magic?

Microwave Alert: No gun powder. No fuse. No matches. Somehow, I still witnessed an oatmeal explosion. It's not as funny as it sounds.

A Manner of Speaking

Being fearless is easy. Being brave is not.

Discretion...

... is the better part of velour.