Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Blinded Me With Science
Stop saying you experimented with drugs. There were no beakers, test tubes or controls. You were shoving drugs in your face and getting high.
Understand
The next time you find yourself in disagreement, start all of your responses with, "I understand what you're saying. You make a valid point." See if that doesn't feel better and move things along a little more smoothly.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
That's What Friends Are For
Two friends should always pay attention to each other. One of you will have to speak at the other one's funeral.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Papa Oom Mow Mow
One of the things I love about children is that while they are in the process of learning how to speak, for a short time they teach you how to understand their language.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
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