The Humpty Dance

Recently, I was explaining to a woman that as sexy as I am with my clothes on, I'm much sexier naked. She doubted my claim and implored me to prove it. I complied immediately. Though she was satisfied that my claim was true, she was a little shocked at my behavior. So were some of the other people at the post office. Moral of the story: If you don't want to see a 900 year old chocolate Jedi master naked at the post office, don't ask him to take his clothes off at the post office.